Oscar, Talk to the Hand!

Let's cut to the chase: Oscar 2008.
Best Pix
1.Atonements . During this film i sat next to a large man who smelled of hair tonic and lard. Horrid night at the multi-plex! Needless to say, I could not follow this movie whatsoever, although it's good to see Winona Ryder back on the big screen since her ill-fated shoplifting fiasco. And that little tattle-tale munchkin, oh I couldn't stand that one and had a nightmare that she was beating my neck with an oak branch! Merchant and Keenan Ivory need to step up thy game, a little FUN wouldn't hurt you stiff upper lippers. Meg Ryan would have worked miracles in this.

2. Junebug. I thought this came out last year, oh what have you! Terrible terrible hateful picture, a boy runs around in tacky running shorts, a girl with a sassy mouth, and the father is played by John Malkovitch and he's terribly miscast. there are some ADORABLE puppies towards the end, though, that redeem it for a moment. Boo!

3. No Country for the Old Man. Is that James Brolin's son? I couldn't stop thinking that this cutie's step-momma is BABS STRIESAND! Oh, and I walked out once the first bullet was fired. What a mess!

4. There Will Be Blood I hate, hate, hated it! The title , anyway. Why would I want to see a movie with that title? Why?

5. Michael Clayburg George Clooney, do us all a favor: stop yapping and take off your clothes!
Or at least put the batsuit on for another go round. This movie was nothing but blah de blah de blah for two hours. Poopooooooooooooooooo!

JOAN'S CHOICE Best Pic: RV Robin "Flubber" Williams can do no wrong!
Toodles, Poodles.